Sawant’s Fake Sanctuary

(Letter)

21 February 2017

Dear WV,

On the local Seattle hipster front, we have ever so rev... rev... revolutionary Kshama Sawant and Socialist Alternative. Her idea of a revolutionary approach to problems like homelessness...is to run pipes for water to the homeless encampments...not confiscate empty condos and apartments! Her idea of revolutionary is to implement Broadband on a local municipal level—not confiscate the telecommunication companies!! And best yet...she has called on the local Seattle Police Department to defend illegal immigrants from I.C.E. arrests and deportations!!!

It’s one thing to be ill informed and blind to the role of the police forces in history but it is literally delusional to think the S.P.D. is going to fight to protect aliens from the I.C.E. officers of the Feds! With a moronic position like that she is giving Donald Trump a run for his money on who’s more out of touch with reality!

Red Greetings,
Lawrence of Seattle